Sorry but I got to say this...

LongTroll is that Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooong... xD Nice animation but like it was previously said, too much silences. Of course when the music gets in, it's cool, but otherwise sounds need to be improved. Good animation tho. I can only hope for a better Castle Crashing.

All of my rage...

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Lol, oldfags like me stil lol to this xD. The final was soooo funny! I never expected it, but it was a great idea :P

Super!

Vous auriez dû le faire en français en plus de l'anglais lol.
Nice job really. Her grandma sounded like a cat xD

Nice mix!

Its an awesome game overall. I could find elements of all these games: Dead Space, Metal Slug, Metroid, Megaman (the way you get your upgrades). Also some elements of movies like Event Horizon and Alien. Maybe there's more but I can't find lol. Good job successfully mixing all these elements. Do more, I rarely write a review, but your game really worth it.

Finally.

At first i wus liek... but den I lol'd! A worthy representation of the internetz. Moot would be proud! Good job /b/rother, you made me actually have some lulz.

Next time, you should add a few bosses, which would be other 4chan memes (maybe pedobear, just for the lulz), and if you get over 9000 points, add a shoop-da-whoop like attack instantly.

Also, I was decieved by the lazor, it should have been made with more win and epicness. Last thing, add other special attacks, like a lolcat attack, kill-it-with-fire attack when your lazor is half-charged, a slowpoke combo, made of three pieces you got to shoot/catch before having it, and when you use it every enemies slow down (obviously)

The ultimate attack is the banhammer, which instantly finish the game, but den the player would miss the rest of the game. So make it worthy of finishing the game, old style(?)!

Have fun making a number 2! And don't forget, do it for the lulz, YOUR lulz.
I got other ideas, but they would be secrets in the game, so I can't post them, meh.

Really great.

The ridems and enigmas were great, and the graphics were awesome. Im curious to see what dr.burr was up too...
Please, keep doing those, they are inspirating :D
You should write a book on this, you will be extremely successful. I feel like doing a puzzle too, and so will I...

For those still looking for the secret, here is a ridem:
As I am waiting, seeing this rainbow, I see a cat standing by a tree. I am waiting, and can't help but feel that I am wasting my time, but suddenly the cat appear again, and whisper me his dark secret. I'm now in the Terminal phase.

If any of you are intelligent enough to understand, Good work

But for you less intelligent being, here is an easier one:
Robbing
My
Aspiration,
Others
See
Crumbling
Accusations,
Aloud
Sour,
Rude
Ideologies.

Note: The Mad Hatter has a code, hope you know it ;-)

Pretty true Shadowcamper but...

Us shufflers/ravers can do spins, kicks, and many things to get into such beats lol
Makes your shuffle more variated. For those who are puzzled trying to figure what the shuffle is, look for Melbourne Shuffle on youtube ;)
Anyways, awesome hardstyle my good friend, but you could extend on your bassline, It wasnt hard enough. It's really good, but need some extra "umph", you know, some extra boom in it. I want to feel the bass, not just hear it ;P
But Still, nice job, and hope to see more of you.

Raver's Approval d(^.^)b

Can't stop shuffling to this beat man. Makes me want to add it to my rave playlist lol. FL Studio work? Nonetheless, awesome work Truly.

Have it...

On my PSP, Ipod, mp3 and everywhere else I can, I have it when I need to laugh a good shot. Nice one buddy.